"Wait," called the mother of the child who has only read three of the Harry Potter books. "I have something for you!"
Ulp.
The something turned out to be a watermelon. Now, when I say "watermelon" I don't mean one of those partial watermelons that you buy at the store and that goes bad right away in the fridge. I mean a very large, intact, definitely oval and very long watermelon, one picked yesterday.
Wow.
3 comments:
Well, sounds like you should have some people over. You could eat it *yawn*, or you could bore a hole in it, empty a fifth of vodka or rum into it, chill it, and then drink it. The only college party trick that I really adore.
Just a thought...
I hate to admit that I know this, but Zima is actually really good poured into a watermelon. Sadly, I'm unaware of there being a way to buy just 1 bottle of Zima.
Joe, I only have one word to say to you: Eww.
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