Monday, August 08, 2005

I've got plenty of plenty

"Wait," called the mother of the child who has only read three of the Harry Potter books. "I have something for you!"


The something turned out to be a watermelon. Now, when I say "watermelon" I don't mean one of those partial watermelons that you buy at the store and that goes bad right away in the fridge. I mean a very large, intact, definitely oval and very long watermelon, one picked yesterday.



tommyspoon said...

Well, sounds like you should have some people over. You could eat it *yawn*, or you could bore a hole in it, empty a fifth of vodka or rum into it, chill it, and then drink it. The only college party trick that I really adore.

Just a thought...

Joe said...

I hate to admit that I know this, but Zima is actually really good poured into a watermelon. Sadly, I'm unaware of there being a way to buy just 1 bottle of Zima.

tommyspoon said...

Joe, I only have one word to say to you: Eww.