Friday, January 19, 2007

the rule of dogs

Hey there.
I'm busy, Sam.

What is it, dog?
Oh, nothing....

Sam - out?
Oh, don't mind me.

Sam, I love you deeply, but I'm busy. What is it that you want>
Oh, well, if you're busy...

Sam, you are supposed to be my canine companion, not some sort of mind-game generative (insert several other multi-syllabic words only suitable for such occasions as these)
Well, if you're going to be like that, all right, I think I'd like to go outside and bark at the squirrels for a while.

Yeah, thought so.

Who, me?


Rob said...

Lemming, this is perfect! In fact, Chester is outside at this very moment, barking at squirrels...

torporindy said...

Those durn squirrels deserve it!