Oh, you're here! Thank goodness. I am pleased. Mind you, it's about time you showed up.
Hi Sam! Good dog.
ooo, yes, scratch my ears.
Do you know what she did to me?
Huh?
That vet lady. Do you know what she did to me?
The shots? Yeah, I'm sorry, but it's a law, and really, it's better for you in the long run, particularly since you chase wild game.
That's not what I mean and you know it. I've had shots before.
Do you mean the bath? I know you hate water and all, but truly, you really were in need of one.
The bath is all right. The ladies scratch my ears and gve me biscuits. I'd rather just have the biscuits and the fur-dryer session, but I can handle it.
(long pause)
I'm sorry - you're an older dog and, well, sometimes a dog's gotta, um, be examined in certain ways.
I may sulk.
How about I let you finish my taco?
Oh, OK, I forgive you. Now, about those ducks...
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As a fifty-something (all right, that's if "something" is defined as "three") human, my sympathies to Sam. You know, a duck or so doesn't seem like that much to ask ...
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