Thursday, September 07, 2006

a threat

Dear Neighbor,

It's 8:30 PM on a school night. You have been pounding away at your gutters since 7:00 AM. Kindly cease and desist or I will throw what's left of my high heels at you.

P.S. your dog is silly.

5 comments:

Jason266 said...

Yes, but aren't all dogs silly? To some extent?

lemming said...

J266 - perhaps, but this dog lends new meaning to the description.

matt brown said...

In what way is the dog silly, Lemming?

torporindy said...

Aw, leave the poor dog out of it!

lemming said...

Sam is not silly. Sam watches the schoool bus go by and say "Oh, look, a abus." He barks at vehicles other than the bus.

Said silly dog barks at passing molecules. Buses are ferocious attackers. The neighborhood is one step away from anarchy.

Sam is smart.