There's a plumber fixing my leaky bathtub at the moment. Although this will probably be expensive, the experience is not without its perks.
#1 - He's cute
#2 - he smells good
#3 - he seems to actually enjoy explaining the intricacies of the repair job to me
#4 - when he's done (this is the third hour of his labors, mind you) I will be able to take a bubble bath
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